Sweet Little

(or Keep Your Filthy Albertan Hands Off the Age of Consent)

They're really rocking in Wawa, and out Pembroke way,
All over the Shield, downtown Thunder Bay,
The heart of Toronto, right down to Church and Queen,
all the cats wanna dance with, sweet little fourteen.

Sweet little fourteen,
she didn't come for free,
Straight from Romania,
on a cargo plane,
A wallet full of passports,
she gets them one by one
I'm getting so excited,
we're gonna have some fun, boy

Oh Mommy Mommy, please let her go,
she's such a sight to see,
she's gonna steal the show,
Oh Daddy Daddy, I beg of you
Whisper to Mommy, it's all right with you.

Cuz they'll be rocking in Wawa, and out Pembroke way,
All over the Shield, and all round Hudson Bay,
The heart of Toronto, right down to Church and Queen,
all the cats wanna dance with, sweet little fourteen.

[INSTRUMENTAL]

Yeah they'll be rocking in Wawa, and out Pembroke way,
All over the Shield, and all round Hudson Bay,
The heart of Toronto, right down to Church and Queen,
all the cats wanna dance with, sweet little fourteen.

Sweet little fourteen,
she's got the grown up blues,
tight dresses and lipstick,
she's wearing high heeled shoes,
but tomorrow morning,
hides beneath the floorboards,
gotta keep her secret,
from the immigration board.

Cuz they'll be rocking in Wawa, and out Pembroke way,
All over the Shield, and all round Hudson Bay,
The heart of Toronto, right down to Church and Queen,
all the cats wanna dance with, sweet little fourteen.

Yeah they'll be rocking in Wawa, and out Pembroke way,
All over the Shield, and all round Hudson Bay,
The heart of Toronto, right down to Church and Queen,
all the cats wanna dance with, sweet little fourteen.



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